Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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