I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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