Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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