You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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