who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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