drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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