if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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