just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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