if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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