we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do vagina's smell?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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