Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
