wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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