i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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