no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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