Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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