It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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