So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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