i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Can I color on your dick again?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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