i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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