Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
