he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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