Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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