Kiss
Puke
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
