Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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