Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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