ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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