and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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