girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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