Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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