I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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