Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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