Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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