dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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