if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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