My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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