After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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