It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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