I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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