is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
my liver is dry heaving
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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