How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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