just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
