found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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