No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Operation Purity has been aborted
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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