help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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