i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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