so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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