would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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