people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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