There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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