rhymes with "ouble enetration"
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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